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Hex Kid

“I woulda gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling little witch!”
Misread Line: “Hey kid”

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Galactic penis

Star Wangs
Misread Line: “Gigantic penis”

Book 1, Page 5

RT Do not leave chilli unattended Do not leave child unattended
MR Worst Lane Worset Lane
MR Masses of rain and murder Masses of rain and thunder
RT Dragon coffee Dragon coffers
MR Puke of the bunch Pick of the bunch
MR Fajita Justice Fajita Lattice
MR Strangling bunnies Snuggling bunnies
MR Master pain Master plan
MR Ninja varnish Ninja vanish!
MR Lobotomania Lottomania
MR Juice Department Justice Department
Key
MR = Misread RT = Random Thought T = Typo

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Juice Department

An electrifying state of affairs.
Misread Line: “Justice Department”

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Lobotomania

That’s some crazy neurosurgery.
Misread Line: “Lottomania”

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Ninja varnish

For a sheen so glossy, you can’t even see it.
Misread Line: “Ninja vanish!”

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Master pain

Buy more paracetamol. End of line.
Misread Line: “Master plan”