Book 1, Page 5

RT Do not leave chilli unattended Do not leave child unattended
MR Worst Lane Worset Lane
MR Masses of rain and murder Masses of rain and thunder
RT Dragon coffee Dragon coffers
MR Puke of the bunch Pick of the bunch
MR Fajita Justice Fajita Lattice
MR Strangling bunnies Snuggling bunnies
MR Master pain Master plan
MR Ninja varnish Ninja vanish!
MR Lobotomania Lottomania
MR Juice Department Justice Department
Key
MR = Misread RT = Random Thought T = Typo